Bill Bored

Mild-mannered Bill Bored is an advertising executive at the Real Big Advertising Agency located in Madison, Wisconsin. His conservative approach to ad campaigns gives no hint that he is not just Bill Bored, small-town ad man but, that when duty calls he becomes Brandman! Advertising super-hero.

Brandman

Brandman, advertising super-hero. He will do anything to further the cause of commercialism, and often does! Brandman epitomizes the crassly commercial in all ways including his own concept of organic billboards. (See Specs the Cow)

His super powers include selling anything, for top dollar no less, and stain removal. He can't fly or even run very fast so he depends on mass transit to get to his adventures.

 

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