Bill Gets Lucky

Bill Bored - average advertising executive for the Real Big Advertising Agency in Madison, Wisconsin - starts this day with some excitement!

He has entered, and won, a slogan contest for the new automatic milking machines recently installed at the Dilly Dairy.

Bill's winning entry:

"At Dilly Dairy we don't dilly-dally.
We suck milk!"
Congratulations! You've won...
Bill gets the

 

...a lifetime supply of milk!
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